Friends Season 09 Aiff Fix ❲Tested & Working❳

(Gasps) My grant proposal!

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I can't. I dropped it from the balcony to see if it would bounce. Spoiler alert: It does not. friends season 09 aiff

(singing softly) "So pack your bags and bring your friends / The story never really ends / From New York rain to Paris skies / A group of weirdos... goodbyes are lies."

(deadpan, from the armchair) Please. No. Not the croissant metaphor again. Last time you made us all physically act out the flaking. (Gasps) My grant proposal

Central Perk. Evening. Rain streaks the windows. The familiar orange couch is occupied, but the energy is different.

(sighs) Fine. The thing. Chandler and I have been thinking. Since we can't have our own... (swallows) ...we were thinking of adopting. From overseas. And the first country on the list? France. I dropped it from the balcony to see if it would bounce

(quietly) She can't. Rachel, you can't. Because Emma. Because... because I'm here.

Soft jazz on the speakers. Rain patter. Coffee machine hiss.