What happened next was less a fight and more a very aggressive hair treatment. Zohan moved like water. He ducked a swinging punch, spun behind Dmitri, and snip-snip-snip —the back of the brute’s suit jacket fell away in ribbons, leaving a neat, tapered V-shape. “Very slimming,” Zohan noted.
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“You are the one they call… Zohan?” Dmitri asked, his accent somewhere between Siberian frost and Jersey asphalt. What happened next was less a fight and
Zohan didn’t look up. “For you, I am Zohan. Or if you prefer, ‘He Who Makes the Split Ends Cry.’ Please, sit. You need a trim. Very dry. Like a Brillo pad made of sadness.” “Very slimming,” Zohan noted
Dmitri slammed a photograph on the counter. It showed a man with a scarred face and dead eyes. “This is Boris. You humiliated him in the underground cat-fighting league last year. You did not fight his cat. You gave his cat a… a bob cut.”