Waisetsu Missile [2025]

"I'm an audio engineer," Riku said, puffing out his chest slightly. "I've listened to Yoko Ono’s solo work. I can handle anything."

"I need a closed environment," Hana said, glancing at the door. "But I also need an audience. You want the perfect room tone? I’ll give you the perfect storm."

Because of three specific traits:

Pro tip: If the video thumbnail is a blank gray screen but the caption is “やばい (Yabai),” do not fire the missile. You are about to become ground zero.

"I wasn't going to," Riku lied. "But since you brought it up... is it a cello?" waisetsu missile

"Do you know what a 'Waisetsu Missile' is?" she whispered.

"What... what was that?" Riku stammered, his heart hammering against his ribs like a trapped bird. "I'm an audio engineer," Riku said, puffing out

"Put them on. Record what you hear. But don't blame me if your reality shifts."