💡 Carry a small Bluetooth speaker in your pocket. Every time you enter a room, play the "Windows 95 Startup Sound" composed by Brian Eno. 🖱️ The Accessories: Carry an old ball mouse with a tangled cord. Wear a necklace made of AOL "100 Hours Free" CD-ROMs. Tape floppy disks to your shoes as buckles.
If you want to cater to the hardcore tech geeks, go as one of the infamous assistants that launched during the Windows 95 era. windows 95 costume