(The audience laughs)
I told the chef, "That’s not a scallop, that’s a wet coin!" Honestly, David, if you fought a Dalek, it would cook better than half the chefs in London. the graham norton show season 03 msv
(Playfully offended) Hey! I’ll have you know I’m excellent with a sonic screwdriver. Can it whisk? (The audience laughs) I told the chef, "That’s
(Wincing) Oh, that is brutal.