Duckquackprep [2021]

“You’re saying these kids are learning to quack snail coordinates.”

Eloise smiled—a sharp, wild thing. Then she quacked once, softly, a note of such profound and amused farewell that the reeds along the pond bowed in her direction. duckquackprep

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Duckquack Preparatory Academy wasn’t on any map Carter trusted. It was nestled in a crook of the Hudson Valley where cell service went to die, behind a wrought-iron gate shaped like a stylized duck’s beak snapping shut. The brochure—mimeographed, smelling faintly of pond scum and ambition—had promised “a revolutionary kinetic-phonetic curriculum for the atypically gifted.” It was nestled in a crook of the

“I… heard a rumor,” Carter replied carefully. “About a student who scored a perfect 1600 on the SAT by only studying the mating calls of the mallard?”

They drove off as the Hesitant Feed drill resumed behind them, forty-six voices asking the universe a question it had already answered, once, in the form of a muddy girl who laughed like a bird.