Midlife Crisis [v 0.34] - [better]

A background process that runs constantly, showing you alternate timelines where you became a potter / moved to Portugal / learned bass guitar at 22. CPU usage: disturbingly high.

While the software version is literal, the term "Midlife Crisis" refers to a well-documented (though not clinically diagnosed) period of self-doubt and searching that typically occurs between the ages of .

System crash after two beers and a nostalgic playlist. Recovery time: 48 hours. midlife crisis [v 0.34]

Moved 15% toward contentment. Still calibrated wrong. You still want to “make something” but have less idea what.

This update did not ask for permission. It arrived one Tuesday. You were just standing in the kitchen, eating cheese from the packet, and suddenly you understood that your parents were once your age, and your children will one day be your age, and the whole thing is both unbearably short and impossibly long. A background process that runs constantly, showing you

It’ll do.

Note: As v0.34 is an intermediate development build, specific details are often restricted to patron/supporter channels. The following report is based on the typical development trajectory and common features implemented in this specific phase of the game's lifecycle. System crash after two beers and a nostalgic playlist

Nefastus Games , who provides regular updates via platforms like Patreon.

You feel exhausted by people and desperately lonely without them. This is not a bug; this is apparently a feature.