For the thinkers, there is no depth. You cannot plan three moves ahead because the board state changes entirely every time a card is drawn. It is impossible to strategize against a deck of chaos.
So, the next time the suggestion comes up, be brave. Be bold. Look that box in the eye. And just say no. just say no monopoly deal
If you want a fast-paced property game, play Splendor . If you want chaotic "take that" mechanics, play Exploding Kittens or Uno . If you want a trading game, play Catan or even Bohnanza . For the thinkers, there is no depth